FIVE REASONS WHY MY ANDROID SMARTPHONE IS BETTER THAN A GIRL FRIEND

FIVE REASONS WHY MY ANDROID SMARTPHONE IS
BETTER THAN A GIRL FRIEND

Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight
about it? In all honesty I have dated a few
wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the
relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of
nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I
decided to take a few off from dating.
I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to
why I have made this choice. I just tell people I
choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and
usually no more questions follow.
1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen
dates where people easily spend 20K. There where
no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date.
2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My
Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and
proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks
me to wear a colored shirt.
3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This
Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my
Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions
my commitment before I level up.
4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android
Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa
day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't
thought about getting my Android Smartphone a
cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.
5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet
Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has
friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster,
and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk,
I think I would be ok with that.
In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone
can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but
I am sure Google is working on that.